Preacher: Putin Will Out Obama as Gay Within 100 Days
As part of his continuing reign of ludicrous terror, Reverend Dr. James David Manning of New York City's anti-gay Anointed Holy Missionary Church (ATLAH) has "prognosticated" that Vladimir Putin will out President Barack Obama as gay, reports the U.K. newspaper, the Independent.
"One hundred days from this very hour... either Vladimir Putin himself or one of his assistants or someone with in the Russian government will call Mr. Long Legged Mac Daddy an outright gay, pervert, homosexual sodomite. This will happen within 100 days," said Manning in his YouTube series The Manning Report.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it's a duck, says Manning, extrapolating that because Obama hasn't followed Putin's lead in passing legislation to legally harass and torture.
Manning also alleges Obama is gay because he owns a poodle, because of course all gays have poodles. Or how else would you know someone is gay?
"You'll see Mr. Putin on your left has a leopard and he's petting him, as in a petting zoo," said Manning, who has never obviously been to a petting zoo, which is full of baby goats and chicks, not man-eating leopards. "You'll notice that the Mac Daddy has a little, little poodle, a French poodle, and he's petting him. The animals of which these two men hold represents their sexual and their physical masculinity, and to some degree their integrity."